As a party, current membership has been limited to just one:me. This has its benefits. For example:

• I nominate who runs for president of the party.
• I nominate ME.
• I am the only voter in my party.
• I vote for ME

I can honestly say that I have never nominated someone that I didnt believe in and I have NEVER lost an election in my party, which is what makes me and my party A BREED APART.

Would you like to come to the PARTY?

NO REGISTRATION REQUIRED!

Unless or until the Pondeyderm Party files for formal recognition you can be Ponkeyderm without changing your your current potical affiliation.

11 Things You Need to Know Before YOU Ponkey:
(note: Ponkey is used as a verb; never as a noun)

1. Ponkeyderms are first and foremost Americans regardless of race, religion, or sexual orientation.
2. Ponkeyderms are political diploids that recognize their inner constitution contains both democratic and republican chromosomes. Although the republican chromosome is dominant in the Ponkeyderm, every Ponkeyderm is in touch with his inner-Democrat.
3. Ponkeyderms are too conservative to be on the left and too liberal to feel comfortable on the right.
4. Ponkeyderms are Patriots - albiet they may be reluctant to recite: Dulce et Decorum est Pro patria mori.
   
5. Ponkeyderms support the U.S. troops at home and abroad even if they think their commander is a kooky windshield cowboy.
6. Ponkeyderms are not ashamed to say the Pledge of Allegiance.
   
7. Ponkeyderms do not want to go to Ann Coulter's Heaven.
8. Ponkeyderms believe that 4 years of Hillary would be Hell.
9. Ponkeyderms pay their taxes.
10. Ponkeyderms always exercise their right to vote.

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